Welcome to Issue 125 ~ March/April 2026: Insanity.
This issue is inspired by Albert Einstein’s most widely attributed quote!
~ INSANITY ~
“Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
We’re all guilty of it because it feels like the easy option! It doesn’t require change ~ or using the old grey matter by thinking outside the box ~ or taking a risk by being bold and brave and stepping into the unknown. However, how the hell can we be surprised when nothing ever friggin’ changes!? Duh?
What you put in you get out. So why are we flabbergasted when we do the same thing over and over again, yet continually get the same old results? It’s total insanity!
If you want change you have to implement change. To get those phenomenal results you have to go the extra mile, put your heart and soul into it, step outside your comfort zone by taking risks. Those who dare…win. So, adopt that winning mentality and watch your endeavours come to fruition, giving you the ultimate success you crave and deserve.
Enter the Dream Factory to watch the magic unfold as the Dream Team indulge their creativity when a moment of insanity compels them to bring Albert Einstein back to life!
Featuring this month:
The Ladies With Attitude ~ our all-new panel of straight-talking ladies discusses: “It’s time for change!”
The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.
Pull up a pew to read our fabulously decadent & divine Lady P ~ she dissects the insanity of global decay and eviscerates the so-called ‘elite’ ~ while attempting to retain her own sanity ~ Lady P navigates the minefield of social betrayal with her trademark sharp wit and world-weariness.
Consultant Angie Barnett, founder of Chriswick ~ the unbreakable bridge between visionary ambition and accelerated, soul-aligned reality. Infinite possibilities begin here!
‘Menopausal Hotties’ where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the insanity of “Eat, sleep, rage, rave, repeat”!
SPECIAL FEATURE ALERT: The Emma Heaven magazine is very proud and excited to open its doors to the EH Art Gallery ~ immerse yourself in our virtual exhibitions, showcasing the creative and imaginative talents expressed by artists, artistes and photographers. Consider it a welcome ‘palate-cleanser’ to wash away the insanity of everyday life!
Our latest exhibition is a meander down memory lane, where we take a look back at the last 10 years of this magazine’s incredible photo shoots. However, this retrospective is more than a little different ~ it’s positively spectacular! We have brought our photos to life with the magic of Grok, Elon Musk’s AI assistant, which we promise was on its best behaviour!!
NEW FEATURE UPDATE: Our much-anticipated feature, What Women Want was supposed to launch this month. Now I could make up several plausible excuses, however, in all honesty, I’ve been enjoying some much-needed rest and relaxation on a tropical island. I did intend to do a little work while I was there, but the lure of sun, sea, sand, cocktails and my husband proved far too strong to resist, and this woman just wanted to kick back to enjoy Mother Nature at her finest, with the added benefit of delicious food and drinks.
Normal service will resume imminently, so enjoy this extravaganza and we will see you again when we return with a fabulous new issue in May when our brand new feature, What Women Want finally makes its debut!
Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…
The LWA is a panel of strong, straight-talking ladies with a great sense of humour. We get together once a month to discuss a ‘killer question’ on varied topics such as marriage, sex, diets, online dating and anything else we can think of. Even the controversial stuff! Nothing is taboo…
I am honoured and thrilled to be the travel correspondent for the global phenomenon that is emmaheaven.com. My name is Lady Perdita Fitzwilliam Tudor-Croft, Perdy to friends, Ditsy D to family and Dirty Dita to my unsavoury exes, but you can all call me Lady P.
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