EMMA HEAVEN
Welcome to Issue 123 ~ November/December 2025: Swamped.
Are you feeling swamped?
Are you feeling overwhelmed, burdened, snowed under, inundated with stress, anxiety or just continually fire-fighting the everyday bull$hit that keeps coming your way?
To combat this evergrowing problem, we’ve created our very own swamp monster to deal with this dilemma ~ and boy does he rather come in handy for this all-important service, which has become an essential necessity of modern life!
You’re probably already familiar with the phrase, ‘drain the swamp’, which refers to eliminating corruption, inefficiency and special interests.
Well our swamp monster is going to flip that around and turn it on its head ~ instead of draining the swamp, we’re going to fill our imaginary swamp with all the crap that creates stress and anxiety in our lives, or annoys and antagonises us. Dump all the toxic waste from our life into one handy place ~ forget about it and leave it there to fester!
Now is the time to create your very own swamp and unleash your swamp monster, so he can take out the toxic trash and clean up your life! Is ‘de-swampify’ a word?! Hmmmm….
Enter the Dream Factory to watch the magic unfold as the Dream Team indulge their creativity as the studio is transformed into a murky swamp, where a monster emerges from its depths!
Featuring this month:
The Ladies With Attitude ~ our all new panel of straight-talking ladies are discussing: “ How we deal with being overwhelmed.”
The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.
Pull up a pew to read our fabulously decadent & divine Lady P ~ in her typical, unique elegant way, she imparts her pearls of wisdom to de-swampify her life and hopes to inspire you with what she jettisons to her ‘swamp’, aka ‘Room 101’!
Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper
‘Menopausal Hotties’ where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the swampy cycle of “Eat, sleep, rage/rave, repeat”!
SPECIAL FEATURE ALERT: The Emma Heaven magazine is very proud and excited to open its doors to the EH Art Gallery ~ immerse yourself in our virtual exhibitions, showcasing the creative and imaginative talents expressed by artists, artistes and photographers. Consider it a welcome ‘palate-cleanser’ to wash away the swampiness of everyday life!
Our latest exhibition is a meander down memory lane, where we take a look back at the last 10 years of this magazine’s incredible photo shoots. However, this retrospective is more than a little different ~ it’s positively spectacular! We have brought our photos to life with the magic of Grok, Elon Musk’s AI assistant.
Enjoy this extravaganza ~ please accept our warmest best wishes to you all for the festive season ahead ~ we will see you again when we return with a fabulous new issue in January.
Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…
