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EMMA HEAVEN

Welcome to Issue 109 ~ June 2024: Twaddletosh

Twaddletosh ~ the amalgamation of two of my favourite words: TWADDLE ~ trivial, foolish, gibberish, nonsensical speech or writing, and TOSH ~ pretentious silly talk/writing.

We invite you to enter the Dream Factory where you can immerse yourself in our artistic and ingenious photo shoot, complete with a unique ‘behind the scenes’ video.

The photo shoot is inspired by my love of Alice in Wonderland ~ a colourful story of a bonkers world, full of bonkers people, doing and saying the most bizarre and bonkers things! What’s not to love?!

My character creation is a mashup of Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the Mad Hatter and the Cheshire Cat! The silly and playful antics of Dee & Dum, merge with the eccentric, loud and insane Mad Hatter, topped off with the troublemaking, all-knowing Cheshire Cat with the annoying permanent grin.

I imagine my new character to be an interfering busybody, a grinning buffoon who loves the sound of their own voice, full of self-importance having completely mastered the act of talking crap and turning it into an art form. They think they know it all and constantly talk Twaddletosh.

Sounds much better and politer than bull$hit, doesn’t it? And let’s be honest, we all know someone like this!

I guess Alice isn’t the only one with an overactive, wacky imagination, creating over-the-top, peculiar characters.

Enjoy the madness, mischief and mayhem as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity.

Sit back and watch the magic unfold ~ welcome to Emmaland!

The Ladies With Attitude ~ our panel of straight-talking ladies are discussing: “Wonderful words.”

The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.

Pull up a pew to read fabulously decadent & divine ‘Lady P ~ this month she’s putting herself in the firing line but doesn’t take it lying down ~ so to speak, and is unusually potty-mouthed, albeit vicariously…

Brace yourselves for: The Good, The Bad & The Dragly, in Life's A Drag. Come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and the (not so) glamorous world of Drag ~ complete with over-the-top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! What could possibly go wrong?!

This month’s inspirational features:

Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper

‘Menopausal Hotties’ continues with the ‘Hotties Menopause Manual’, where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the cycle of Eat, sleep, rage/rave, repeat”!

Making finance fun and a little less daunting…we have our resident financial expert ~ Danni Watts-Jones ~ she is on hand to help you look after the health of your wealth and money matters, to give you the confidence to navigate life’s financial highs and lows, and help us cut through some of the jargon which can seem like gibberish to us non-experts!

Visit One Woman…One Vision and watch some video highlights from our spectacular live 100th Issue celebration ~ The Greatest Online Show.

SPECIAL FEATURE ALERT: The Emma Heaven magazine is very proud and excited to open its doors to the EH Art Gallery ~ immerse yourself in our virtual exhibitions, showcasing the creative and imaginative talents expressed by artists, artistes and photographers.

Our inaugural art exhibition is a collection of watercolour and ink landscape paintings by my wonderfully talented Dad ~ Tudor Vaughan.

Enjoy this month’s extravaganza ~ we will be back next month with a fabulous new issue on Monday 15th July.

COMING SOON: The magazine is thrilled to share with you our exciting news that we will be opening the doors to EH Emporium soon, allowing you to shop our magnificently eclectic range of scented beauty and quirky home fragrance products, plus a plethora of bespoke bags, keyrings and mugs. Follow us on social media for the latest updates.

Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…

SIGNATURE
Dream Factory

Dream Factory

Dreams
Angie Barnett

Angie Barnett

PSYCHIC
Menopausal

Menopausal

Hotties
Lady

Lady

P
Life’s

Life’s

A Drag
Ladies With Attitude

Ladies With Attitude

LWA
Zodiac

Zodiac

Zingers
EH ART

EH ART

Gallery
Danni

Danni

Watts-Jones
Video

Video

VAULT
One Woman...

One Woman...

One Vision…
Publicity

Publicity

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