We invite you to enter the Dream Factory where you can immerse yourself in our artistic and ingenious photo shoot, complete with a unique ‘behind the scenes’ video.
Enjoy the madness, mischief and mayhem as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity.

Welcome to Issue 117 ~ February 2025: Yeti.
This month’s issue is inspired by the legend of the Yeti ~ a mythical, ape-like creature that is said to live in the Himalayan mountains ~ aka the ‘Abominable Snowman’.
The Yeti is said to be a large, hairy, manlike animal and although there are many reported sightings of both the Yeti and its footprints, there is no concrete evidence to support its existence ~ however, remember that old adage: “just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist!”
There is many a strange tale and superstition of mythical creatures and legends to investigate, such as the phoenix, unicorns, vampires, the basilisk, zombies, werewolves; or perhaps you’re intrigued by the stories of Medusa or the Kraken?! The list of weird and wonderful stories is long, only equalled by the number of bat$hit crazy theories to lure even the most cynical of folk into taking a closer look!
What you choose to believe in is your decision and don’t let anyone make fun of you or try to dissuade you. If you want to believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or even Count Dracula, then that is entirely your prerogative.
Meanwhile, I just want to live in a world where Hogwarts exists, where I can not-so-secretly hope my letter is going to arrive by owl, or by any other magical method of delivery ~ I’m really not bothered! And don’t get me started on all the fabulous beasts and exquisite creatures conjured up by J K Rowling’s incredible imagination, I want to meet them ALL! But for now I’ll have to content myself with the possibility that the Loch Ness Monster is real, merfolk live under the sea and that one day we will see definitive proof of the Yeti roaming the Himalayas, courtesy of Sir David Attenborough in tow with a camera crew.
Stranger things have happened…
Enter the Dream Factory to watch the magic unfold as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity and unleash their Yeti into the wild Welsh mountains. Pity any poor local souls who might have spotted us ~ as if Wales doesn’t have enough folklore as it is!!
Featuring this month:
The Ladies With Attitude ~ our panel of straight-talking ladies are discussing: “Mythical creatures…no real proof they exist – yet we believe they do…or do we?!”
The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.
Pull up a pew to read fabulously decadent & divine ‘Lady P ~ read her and the glossy posse’s guide to identifying the perfect man ~ however, their magical moonlit meanderings seem to have unleashed some gremlins who are hellbent on dispensing some less than romantic astrological musings. The truth really is stranger than fiction!
Brace yourselves for: The Good, The Bad & The Dragly, in Life’s A Drag. Come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and the (not so) glamorous world of Drag ~ complete with over-the-top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! What could possibly go wrong?!
Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper
‘Menopausal Hotties’ where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the cycle of “Eat, sleep, rage/rave, repeat”!
Enjoy this month’s extravaganza ~ we will be back next month with a fabulous new issue on Monday 17th March.
Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…
Enjoy the madness, mischief and mayhem as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity.
Life’s A Drag, so come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and (not so) glamorous world of Drag …complete with over the top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour!
Get ready for ~The Good, The Bad & The Dragly!!!
I am honoured and thrilled to be the travel correspondent for the global phenomenon that is emmaheaven.com. My name is Lady Perdita Fitzwilliam Tudor-Croft, Perdy to friends, Ditsy D to family and Dirty Dita to my unsavoury exes, but you can all call me Lady P.
The LWA is a panel of strong, straight-talking ladies with a great sense of humour. We get together once a month to discuss a ‘killer question’ on varied topics such as marriage, sex, diets, online dating and anything else we can think of. Even the controversial stuff! Nothing is taboo…
I specialise in Tarot Cards and mediumship.
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