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December 2024

Welcome to Issue 115 ~ December 2024: Squdgy Bear.

This month’s issue is called Squdgy Bear, because quite simply, I love nothing more than a squdge ~ a cuddly combination of a squeeze and a hug; and nothing feels quite as good as being enveloped in a great big ginormously huge squdge!

I first came across this word whilst watching the film Hook, starring Robin Williams ~ being more than a little obsessed with all things Peter Pan, I completely fell head over heels in love with the word and the concept.

A squdge can be more powerful and meaningful than a thousand words ~ they are the perfect way to show love and understanding when we just can’t find the words to express ourselves.

Sometimes, a squdge is the only medicine we need to make us feel better.

NEVER underestimate the power of a squdge and the feel good factor it brings, because when you squdge someone, the body releases oxytocin ~ also known as the cuddle hormone ~ this hormone can help you relax, lower anxiety and improve your heart health; so share that great feeling and give a squdge to those in need.

Squdge-giving Rules

  • Not all squdges are created equal!
  • Some are pi$$ poor, which begs the question, “why f*cking bother at all?!”
  • Some are so half-hearted that they may require the recipient to politely inform the substandard squdger to put a bit of bloody effort in!
  • A good quality squdge can send the squdge-o-meter soaring in the right direction!
  • The squdger should always proceed with caution as being squdged to death is most definitely not the desired outcome.

So whether you are the squdger or the squdgee, remember to ALWAYS ‘squdge responsibly’ ~ most importantly, a squdge is like a boomerang ~ you get it back right away.

Enter the Dream Factory to watch the magic unfold as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity and bring to life their very own cuddly Squdgy Bear.

Featuring this month:

The Ladies With Attitude ~ our panel of straight-talking ladies are discussing: “A whole lot of squdging.”

The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.

Pull up a pew to read fabulously decadent & divine ‘Lady P ~ with no internet access, she’s gone into a squdge freefall, and might never be the same again! Nor her unsuspecting squdgees!! She might even be dusting off some literary aspirations, thanks to her regal connections and observations…

Brace yourselves for: The Good, The Bad & The Dragly, in Life’s A Drag. Come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and the (not so) glamorous world of Drag ~ complete with over-the-top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! What could possibly go wrong?!

Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper

‘Menopausal Hotties’ where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the cycle of “Eat, sleep, rage/rave, repeat”!

Enjoy this month’s extravaganza ~ we will be back next month with a fabulous new issue on Wednesday 15th January.

Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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Lady P – December 2024

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Greetings and salutations my ravishing readers!

I am honoured and thrilled to be the travel correspondent for the global phenomenon that is emmaheaven.com. My name is Lady Perdita Fitzwilliam Tudor-Croft, Perdy to friends, Ditsy D to family and Dirty Dita to my unsavoury exes, but you can all call me Lady P.

Dream Factory – Squdgy Bear

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We invite you to enter the Dream Factory where you can immerse yourself in our artistic and ingenious photo shoot, complete with a unique ‘behind the scenes’ video.

Enjoy the madness, mischief and mayhem as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity.

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Life’s A Drag – December 2024

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Life’s A Drag, so come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and (not so) glamorous world of Drag …complete with over the top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! 

Get ready for ~The Good, The Bad & The Dragly!!!

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The Emma Heaven magazine is proud, delighted and excited to open the doors to the EH Art Gallery ~ allowing you to immerse yourself in our virtual exhibitions which showcase the creative and imaginative talents expressed by artists, artistes and photographers.