Just as a horoscope is a short prediction of future events based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of a person’s birth - and we make no judgment if you do or don’t believe. Much...!
So with this in mind, we at emmaheaven.com have decided to consult with the Fashion gods (yes they do really exist) to see what fashion and beauty looks are essential for your star sign every month.
Failure to comply with your ‘fashionscope’ may result in us calling the fashion police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure and inability to take the mick out of yourself and your wardrobe!
Fashion and beauty should be fun - life’s way too short, so let’s get a grip and don’t take it - or ourselves - too seriously!
You are so sick and tired of seeing your own face! What with all the Zooming and Facetiming, you know every last laughter line, spot, bag and blemish and boy oh boy could you do with a deep-cleansing facial followed by a bloody good makeover! Well sweetie, it’s time to get creative with a spot of DIY required, along with your trusty iPad at the ready to research some great home facials and clever makeup tutorials, to bring some much needed glow and colour to that deathly pallor which has become the ‘new norm’! It’s time to give your complexion the kiss of life so you can be seen on screen like the human being that you are, rather than a deathly pale creature of the night! #TheVampireLookIsSoLastYear
You’re known for having a colourful imagination, especially when it comes to your wardrobe. Well duckie, it’s time to take that technicolour style of yours and apply it to your hair and beauty regime. Please, please do away with the neutral makeup palette and straightening irons, throw caution to the wind and dabble with something a little different, nay decadent even! Now we are not suggesting you go full on drag queen. Well not just yet! However, do use these style queens for inspiration as they are not afraid to embrace being bold and daring. Maybe...just maybe...you might discover your inner alter ego, with one hell of an intoxicating personality to match! #DragGoals
You’re not very good at apologising, and for you Aries, sorry really does seem to be the hardest word to say; unfortunately, you have the uncanny ability to rather put your foot in it on a regular basis. You find it difficult to keep your opinions to yourself even when they’re not asked for, and you find it even more difficult to tell little white lies, even when you know you may spare someone from feeling hurt. Having said that, it’s probably not a bad trait to have, as no-one wants to be walking around in unflattering clothing, looking like an overstuffed sausage, or like a cast member of The Rocky Horror Show, and all because they were (falsely) reassured that they looked good when seeking someone’s opinion! #HonestyIsAlwaysTheBestPolicy
Your house has never been so clean and organised, with special reference - #HatTilt - to your wardrobe. It’s in pristine condition, sectioned out and colour coordinated to within an inch of its life. You even know how to locate every item at the drop of a hat without creating a clothing avalanche! The wardrobe maketh the fashionista, so with that mantra in mind, it’s time to celebrate and turn the mind a tad fuzzy with the fizzy! A little of what you fancy can be good for the soul, just don’t go TOO over the top sweetie - inebriation is so not a good look and things can get a little messy, VERY quickly! And Miss Tidy is your new name and spirit animal! #TidyHouseTidyMind
Embrace your flaws Gemini, they are what make you unique. Every laughter line, scar and blemish tell the story of your life, so wear them with pride. In fact, we think it’s high time to throw yourself a mini celebration and toast just how wonderful a human being you are. Get your party frock ready and glam up to enhance your flaws, NOT hide them! Next up, may we suggest you create your very own personal soundtrack, and, with any luck (like us) you grew up during the 80s when disco ruled the world. So channel your inner diva and dance like nobody's watching whilst downing and listening to a very unladylike amount of Buck’s Fizz in your very own land of make believe.... #MakingYourMindUp
You’re suffering from a little envy and quickly morphing into the green-eyed monster. Scrolling through social media, watching people lose their lockdown weight has left you feeling like quite the failure. Please stop this self pity NOW! Point number 1. If you are turning into a slobby blobby who does nothing besides slouch on the couch, and eat and drink until you cannot move...then sweetie, you really need a time out to reflect before spiralling any further. Moral support and encouragement are at hand, but the only person who can turn things around and change your situation is YOU! And point number 2. Social media is NOT real life...it’s a nano-second snapshot of life behind a filter! #SeeingIsntAlwaysBelieving
You need to be a little patient Leo. There is light at the end of the tunnel - and not just because the clocks go forward next month, making the days even lighter - fingers and everything else crossed, you will soon be able to re-enter the real world of socialising, as opposed to the virtual world. Zoom fatigue has seriously set in, and online parties no longer hold their appeal. You’ve lost the will to get dressed up only to be sat in front of a screen, raising a glass to others, who look just as fed up and bored as you are. So pull yourself together, shake off that disillusionment, and for the sake of your sanity, put down that wine glass duckie, or you may as well join that poor worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle...colourless, lifeless and bloody pointless! #OneTequilaTwoTequilaThreeTequilaFloor
You are a born critic and love to share, or should that be ‘foist’ your opinion on friends, family, colleagues and even strangers' fashion sense if the mood takes you? Most of the time you get things right...however, you must admit that you do sometimes get it occasionally wrong and that maybe, just maybe, sometimes it would be better to keep schtum rather than wading in, in your perfectly polished Gucci loafers and upset people. Just because you have an opinion sweetie, doesn’t mean you always need to voice it. When you have those opinions just keep them to yourself and go about your day. On the plus side, you won’t have to be quite so careful with your expressive features, well at least not while you’re wearing your mask. Just remember tho, when you're amongst your nearest and dearest bubble - and maskless - they’ll be able to see your grimacing, gurning looks of disapproval!! #EngageBrainBeforeStartingMouth
You feel the need...the need for speed. You long for time to go faster, when the days are longer, sunnier, warmer and virus free! Being cooped up indoors has taken a toll on your mind and body. You are without a doubt, heavier and more ‘casual in appearance’, or, to just cut to the chase and be frank, ‘scruffy and neglected’; and you have perhaps become a little too dependent on the vino. There...it’s been said sweetie (with lashings of love, not judgement) and now it’s probably the right time to cut back a bit on those luscious bottles of Jam Shed and maybe embrace the garden shed instead? Go put on some warm clothes, get out in the fresh invigorating air, tidy that garden, or pot some plants and seedlings. Channel your energy into developing green fingers; embrace the elements, don’t hide from them. #GnomeFromHome
You are longing for a complete image overhaul so follow your gut instincts and take the risk. The only question is duckie, do you have the nerve to be a brave fashionista and go over the top by changing everything? We’re talking clothes, accessories, hair AND makeup. The whole shebang! This option is NOT for the faint hearted! Or, do you go down the more sensible (safe) route, taking baby steps, by changing just one thing at a time. May we suggest an app or two which allows you to virtually try different looks and colours? A far more economical alternative. We do however advise CAUTION! This could prove to be quite fun, yet in the wrong hands, possibly be addictive, so please experiment wisely, or you may end up getting lost in a virtual world. #AliceInWiFiLand
Are you ever going to stop adding to that interminable to-do list? You feel as though you are stuck in that ‘same $hit, different day’ scenario, repeating it over and over again. It’s monotonous and downright bloody boring. So rip up that list sweetie, mix it up and just go with the flow. Take each day as it comes and try and be a little more spontaneous. Create a fun atmosphere with loud, uplifting music, throw on some sequins and a little bit of lippy never did anyone any harm. Look good, feel good and make your chores fun. May we suggest hoovering your home along to Queen’s ‘I Want to Break Free’ (Freddy moustache and mini skirt optional). It’s liberating! #MyHouseMyRules
You don’t have to do absolutely everything yourself. Asking for help is NOT a sign of weakness you proud old Capricorn goat, so please stop being so stubborn and being a martyr - accept that sometimes, just sometimes, there are certain things that even you cannot do. That doesn’t make you a sad or bad person! We all have our strengths and unique gifts. Just because you own a pair of well worn dungaree overalls doesn’t mean you will suddenly transform into a handyman like Mr Benn the minute you put them on! Remember him? If not, go Google him, he’s a fashionista's dream come true! Wear the dungarees by all means, even if they aren’t the most flattering of outfits in your wardrobe, but please, whatever you do, do NOT attempt the DIY on your ownsome! #DIYIsNotMySuperpower