Just as a horoscope is a short prediction of future events based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of a person’s birth - and we make no judgment if you do or don’t believe. Much...!
So with this in mind, we at emmaheaven.com have decided to consult with the Fashion gods (yes they do really exist) to see what fashion and beauty looks are essential for your star sign every month.
Failure to comply with your ‘fashionscope’ may result in us calling the fashion police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure and inability to take the mick out of yourself and your wardrobe!
Fashion and beauty should be fun - life’s way too short, so let’s get a grip and don’t take it - or ourselves - too seriously!
You need to find a way to bottle your creativity so that when (not if) you have those dry periods and inspiration is sorely lacking...then voila...you have it on tap...and will be able to pull out an awe-inspiring outfit at the drop of a hat. Sometimes your enthusiasm and sheer fashionista magnificence can dry up like an empty gin glass at the end of a long day, and NOBODY in their right mind wants either of those unspeakable things to happen. So sweetie, keep a stash of genius outfit ideas (and gin!), bubbling in the background of your brilliant mind and there will be plenty to quench your thirst even on the driest of days! #Ginspiration
You are more than mindful that the great British summer is about to become a distant memory, so now is the time to make the most of that summer wardrobe and wear it to the absolute max. Get out your diary, contact your squad and fill it with as many days/nights out as you can possibly fit in and have the cash and stamina to see through. Plan your fashion assault with a ton of accessories thrown in for good measure, before they get relegated to the back of the wardrobe until next year, unless duckie, you're lucky enough to land a trip somewhere exotic, hot and quarantine free! #GoodbyeSummerHelloAutumn
You need to focus a little bit more on reducing that tummy which you have filled to the brim with summer cocktails. You’re sporting not so much as a muffin top cake shelf, but the entire top shelf of alcohol!; if you do not heed this warning and SLOW DOWN pronto, then quite frankly duckie, things are NOT going to get any better with the festive party season on the horizon! It’s going to be all sparkly party outfits and LBDs and NOT even several pairs of industrial strength Spanx can help disguise that extra tyre of flubber starting to inflate around your waist. Be strong, be determined and be sober! #YouveGotThis
Step away from the computer! It’s time to stop trawling the online sales and start looking towards your autumn/winter wardrobe. The sun is about to go ‘bye bye sweetie’ along with the prospect of wearing summer clothes. Now you must refocus that fabulous fashion brain of yours onto more pressing problems; for example, are you going for knee length or ankle boots, or can you throw caution to the wind and splurge on both without doing too much damage to your overstretched wardrobe budget. Whatever you decide, it’s time to ditch the flip flops. With great fashion power comes great responsibility. Your adoring fans will be ready for you to lead the way and high kick your way into autumn! #KeepCalmItsBootSeason
It takes a bold person to make a bold move and you’re all about making big statements this month. You love a fashion challenge and you dare to be different. The autumn season brings about one of your favourite fashion accessories - the humble hat. Boy do you love something gorgeous and unusual perched atop your perfectly coiffed barnet. It makes you stand out from the crowd and you are the ultimate showoff - it’s built into your DNA and there’s nothing you can do sweetie other than proudly strut your stuff and show others just how a fashionista rocks a look. #ILoveTheDramaOfAHat
Don’t act too quickly! If it looks too good to be true, it usually is! For instance, if you happen to see an advert for less than half priced designer goodies on dubious social media adverts then, unless under the influence of alcohol or other naughty substances, for the love of fashion, give them a seriously wide berth. They aren’t legit duckie, and all you’re going to get in the post for your troubles (if you’re lucky enough to receive anything at all) is a badly thrown together copy that will fall apart faster than a Z-List celebrity drinking their way through the free bar at a red carpet event they’ve blagged into! #NoFoolLikeADesignerGoodsChasingFool
Shake up your social calendar sweetie. There’s a distinct lack of people to party with. Your diary is more sparse than a post-lockdown awards ceremony and believe us, those fame-hungry celebs are desperate to get their gladrags on and start posing and preening whilst those flashbulbs light up the world once more with their pointless pouts and endless preaching! The ONLY inspiration you need to take from them is their sheer enthusiasm to play dress up, preferably in a killer outfit, with fabulous hair and makeup darlings, and dazzle the world. Bring on the glam! #LetsPlayDressUp
You’ve been struggling with a personal project. ‘Project A Better You’, is fast running out of steam and you need to call in the cavalry duckie before you crash and burn. Organise a little social-distanced gathering with your nearest and dearest to get their advice, views and inspiration on how you can overhaul your image and recreate yourself. In the beginning, lockdown changed your view on the world and how you wanted to live a better life - fast forward six months and all you long for is the party of the year to attend, with lots of fizz to down while you get dressed up and showcase your fabulous new look! #GoodIntentionsNeverLast
Now is not the time to play it safe. You crave attention and you want it NOW! This calls for a selection of attention-seeking outfits, designed to scream ‘look at me’! Hit your wardrobe with gusto sweetie and delve into the depths of this wondrous place and hunt down those hidden treasures, you forgot you had. Several mini fashion shows later, where you have totally exhausted yourself after photographing prospective outfits from several million different angles, you’re all ready to select the chosen ones, which you hope will elevate you to new seductive heights. #DressToImpressAndSeduce
Hang a ‘do not disturb’ sign on ALL your social media profiles. You need rest and relaxation after a stressful return to a semi-normal social calendar. If you’re really honest with yourself, you kind of miss those months in lockdown when you could shop from your sofa, wearing comfy mismatched clothing, while quaffing wine with Netflix playing in the background. Oh how you miss doing sweet FA...Listen up duckie - every now and then, we NEED some downtime - there’s no shame in wanting to be a layabout. Just know when to put the ‘slob’ back in the box and when to resume normal, formal dressed life. #EmbraceYourInnerSlob
Fashionistas Assemble...it’s time to put a savvy crew together so you can facilitate an autumn programme, crammed full of fabulously fun AND fashion worthy events - even a glamorous pyjama party needs to be on the calendar. Who doesn’t love silky PJs teamed with fur-trimmed, mule-style slippers (heel optional depending on how many drinkies you plan to consume!); and to finish off your boudoir bodaciousness, a wonderful silk turban - ever so chic, effortlessly hiding a bad hair day. So chop chop duckie, and get those wonderful fashion-fuelled brains concocting the most amazing events and outfits imaginable! #FashionIsMySuperpower
You have developed tunnel vision. All you can see is Christmas and it’s time to put a stop to that. NOW! For fashion's sake sweetie, you’ve skipped a whole season and it’s a pretty darn good one at that. It’s time to start layering and introducing cool knits, boots and stylish trench coats. It is NOT, repeat NOT time to pull out the sequins just yet. Stop getting sidetracked by glitzy materials and get your head back in the tweed/denim/wool/textures game. If you really are struggling to abandon the sparkly ship, then maybe try drinking some eggnog or Baileys Irish Cream to give you that little festive feeling. #AnyPortInAStormWithStilton