Just as a horoscope is a short prediction of future events based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of a person’s birth - and we make no judgment if you do or don’t believe. Much...!
So with this in mind, we at emmaheaven.com have decided to consult with the Fashion gods (yes they do really exist) to see what fashion and beauty looks are essential for your star sign every month.
Failure to comply with your ‘fashionscope’ may result in us calling the fashion police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure and inability to take the mick out of yourself and your wardrobe!
Fashion and beauty should be fun - life’s way too short, so let’s get a grip and don’t take it - or ourselves - too seriously!
Your career could rocket to the stratosphere this month; and then again it could not! It all boils down to whether you put the effort in and work those little tootsies off sweetie. Nothing worth having in life is easy, and if you want to reach the top of your profession, then it’s time to dig dig dig deep...Seven Dwarfs style. Adopt their mantra - heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to work we go. If you enjoy what you do then that it’s half the battle. If you don’t, then quite frankly you have two options. Option 1. Get out NOW! Find another job pronto; one where you don’t have a red mist descend every time you see your boss! Or Option 2. Suck it up darling, keep your head down, do your thing and try to find the joy in the monotony of the dayjob; and if all else fails, join a coven! we’re thinking oh-so flattering, beautifully tailored black witch cloaks, and creating voodoo dolls of any annoying work colleagues!
This is a good month to make your dreams come to life - so go for it darlings. What have you got to lose apart from your dignity, mind and any concept of reality? HOWEVER, you don’t want to be left with that nagging feeling of “what if?” So sweetie, put on your big girl pants, (preferably Spanx as they suck you in!), take a deep breath, (maybe a cheeky glass of something strong and alcofrolic for medicinal purposes and to give you fire breathing dragon breath!), throw caution to the wind and try and make those big dreams come to life. It may take a little time, so remember to play the long game and don’t expect miracles overnight, unless you happen to stumble upon healing waters, miracle makers, a magician in training, or, the ‘Holy Grail’ of wishes - a magic Genie in a fabulous jewel-encrusted lamp, granting unlimited wishes - greedy much? Of course not! You’re only human and who on earth in their right mind would turn down unlimited wishes? Now to find a magic lamp...
Do you want to work hard or play hard this month? because unfortunately you can’t do both at the same time and come out the other side looking all fabulous darling. I know we females are usually quite the multitaskers, HOWEVER, if you don’t want to burn out and collapse in the corner for the rest of the month, then proceed with caution. Now the sensible people will divide the month into a week of working hard, followed by a week of playing hard - you get the picture? yes? One thing or the other. Those who may have a slightly inflated opinion of their abilities - or a rather worrying death wish - may feel like they can do it ALL and go all out bonkers in their desire to prove to the world just how much they can do. Great if you want to end up knackered, irritable and probably feeling like a failure, not to mention looking like death warmed up in a grubby tracksuit that’s seen better days! Pace yourself sweetie and give your all to one thing at a time; and only then, when you’ve accomplished that, move onto the next quest on your list. Remember to toast your sheer brilliance. But not TOO much. You don’t want to entirely lose your balance!
It’s all about your lovelife this month and we’re not talking matters of the heart. Nope. We are referring to your wardrobe and what summer delights you have fallen in love with ahead of your long awaited summer holiday. With the shops and online stores all vying for your adoration (and finances), shamelessly enticing you to part with your hard earned cash on an array of goodies which you simply must have, then what’s a well-groomed gal to do? We fashion gods always ask ourselves these three vital questions: 1: Will we dream of these items? 2: Will we lose sleep over these items? and most importantly 3: If they sell out and we can no longer get these items, will we spiral into a deep dark depression from which there is only pain, suffering and a completely irrational stalking of the internet in the vague hope that the lost items will appear on Ebay, Etsy, Depop, Vestiaire, ASOS Marketplace? You catch our drift? The moral to the story is if you answer YES to the first two questions then buy it pronto or three will become your unwanted reality! She who hesitates...And after all, that’s why most companies offer free returns! Just remember to send back the unwanted/unflattering items, otherwise you’ll solve one problem and cause a myriad of others...
The vibe of excess is in the air this month and who are we to tell you not to indulge? A little bit of what you like can be good for the soul, and a LOT of what you like can elevate your mood from nought to a hundred in a nanosecond, leaving feelings of euphoria for days on end. So this month, healthy bank balance permitting, live life to the max. A ‘Pretty Woman’ style shopping trip should be a top priority on your to-do list, followed by booking a rather fabulous holiday in a sun-drenched resort - after all, you need somewhere warm and exotic to show off the outstanding summer wardrobe you acquired on that memorable shopping trip, and who doesn’t enjoy making wonderful memories? And to finish off what will be a month to remember? Some delicious meals - out or at home - with great friends, quaffing copious amounts of fizz whilst planning your fashion assault with those lucky enough to be going on holiday with you.
You have lots of energy this month which is perfect for all things social. You can be a social butterfly, accepting any and every invitation which comes your way. Dinner dates, shopping excursions, cinema trips, country walks, city breaks, boozy holidays - the list is long and endless and so is your energy. You have a zest for life and a ‘life’s too short’ mantra to get you physically and mentally intact until the end of the month. You know how to party and you know when to call it a day. This you have learned through ‘extensive experience’, MANY previous mistakes and nursing *the* hangover from hell, and quite frankly sweetie, the older you get, the harder they are to deal with! So going forward, make sure your wardrobe is ready, willing and able to carry you through the many upcoming events, ensuring your fridge and kitchen cupboards are stocked with plenty of energy drinks, coffee, vitamins and chocolate!
You’re feeling that ‘all or nothing’ vibe this month in every aspect of your life. But beware, as this can either lead to burnout (by giving disproportionate amounts of time and energy to certain things), or you could go down the slippery slope of despair and hopelessness, indulging in the ‘what’s the point?’ mood, where nothing gets done and you end up feeling a failure, sitting alone in your comfy tracksuit, eating your feelings and body weight in calories; then end up even more miserable because you have faceplanted a cake, wrecked your healthy eating diet, derailed your holiday ‘get fit and sexy’ plan and you eat even more because “you’re a failure”...And so the vicious cycle of self-recriminations continues. STOP RIGHT THERE!!! No more pity parties sweetie. Get a grip and haul yourself out of the vat of alcohol you are drowning in. Chin up. Put on a fabulous outfit darling and just have fun!
Fashion wise, anything goes this month. The temperature is up one minute, down the next; and don’t get us started on the rain! Does it ever stop?! You’ve been longing to bust out that summer wardrobe and when you finally get that long awaited sunny day and decked out in your finest summer offerings, the good weather only lasts a few days, or hours even, and then wham bam, here comes the rain (and wind) again and you’re left hunting down your warm winter waterproofs and woolies whilst turning up the heating. AGAIN!!! Your body thermostat doesn’t know whether it’s coming or going and it feels like you are continually starting a cycle of cold remedies every other week - and let’s face it - a red nose isn’t a good look on anyone sweetie. Hey ho, that’s the British weather for you. So suck it up buttercup and make sure your wardrobe is always stocked with a garment for all seasons.
You are certainly living it large lately and treating yourself to a whole host of goodies on a regular basis. Nights out drinking cocktails, lavish meals with friends and lots of glamourous items added to your already fit to bursting wardrobe. Now we fashion gods are never ones to judge on how many clothes one person needs to own, HOWEVER, you only have the one lifetime to wear them in sweetie - so a few words of caution for when you are being lured to the cash register with yet another handbag in your shopping basket, ready to part with your cash. Ask yourself “do you REALLY need it?” And, “do you already have something almost identical to it, sitting at home, probably gathering dust?!” If the answer is YES (and it most probably is) resist the urge to splurge mindlessly, and instead splurge your hard earned cash on a holiday. Travel broadens the mind (and the waistline if we’re not careful!) but just think of all the different varieties of handbags you’ll find whilst on your travels and unlikely to see anyone else toting!
Your ego is in dire need of some extra special, magical compliments regarding your fashion expertise to boost your confidence. Deep down, you know you are a walking fashion goddess amongst mere mortals, who can only dream of having your fashion prowess, HOWEVER, everyone needs, nay deserves, a compliment every now and again to give a boost to the old ego. Unfortunately, you need them like normal people need to breathe. Needy? Absolutely! But you wouldn’t have it any other way. Who wants to be beige in a world full of colour? Who wants to blend in rather than stand out? It’s a completely alien concept to you and one than makes you shudder, leading to a few medicinal brandies to calm the nerves and settle that beating heart which is all of a flutter. You work hard at garnering those compliments and they are well deserved, so bask in the glory sweetie and drink in that adulation. Bask in compliments not cognac!
Outside influences are pushing you to spend big, and if you happen to have the readies available, then by all means ‘splash the cash’. It’s summertime - the shops and online stores are crammed full of summer dresses, sarongs, kaftans and accessories galore, not to mention some super-sparkly sandals. Who can resist the razzle dazzle of crystals and sequins? It brings out the Gollum in all of us ‘my precious’; we’re like a moth to a flame, hypnotised by the glinting light, oh-so pretty and sparkly, you just have to have it; and before you know what’s happening, you are one proud owner of this shimmering bundle of joy. This is one of those moments where you should NOT chastise yourself for spending yet again. Oh no sweetie, on the contrary, everyone needs a little sparkle in their lives and we firmly believe the world would be a far better place if it was sprinkled with glitter!
You have a fabulous opportunity this month to show off that glorious outfit you purchased in the hope of having your very own ‘fashion moment’, and there’s not a moment to lose in making sure all the preparations are in place so you look a million dollars. You need to be buffed and de-fuzzed so you’re silky smooth and delicately fragranced with Chanel No 5. Nails manicured and feet pedicured with matching varnish. Easy peasy so far! Your hair should make a statement, with not a strand out of place on your perfectly coiffed head; and your makeup so sublime that people accuse you of walking around with your very own Instagram filter in place. Accessories shall compliment your outfit perfectly, well and truly cementing your fashion genius in the hall of fame. In fact sweetie, the whole ensemble could be considered a masterpiece, worthy of being hung in The Louvre. What are you waiting for? Chop, chop darling, this work of art isn’t going to organise itself!!!