Just as a horoscope is a short prediction of future events based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of a person’s birth - and we make no judgment if you do or don’t believe. Much...!
So with this in mind, we at emmaheaven.com have decided to consult with the Fashion gods (yes they do really exist) to see what fashion and beauty looks are essential for your star sign every month.
Failure to comply with your ‘fashionscope’ may result in us calling the fashion police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure and inability to take the mick out of yourself and your wardrobe!
Fashion and beauty should be fun - life’s way too short, so let’s get a grip and don’t take it - or ourselves - too seriously!
You’re in your element this month as a new idea starts to take shape - you’re thinking legwarmers! Yes, you know, the 80s have called and they want them back. BUT you refuse to surrender yours - hell, no one tells you what you can and can’t wear! Annnnnd - you haven’t exhausted all the creative possibilities of making them them look cool and relevant. Well, good luck with that one dear, just try to make sure you don’t look like a Flashdance extra!!! #WhatAFeeling!
Now is your chance to reinvent yourself and your wardrobe - you’ve been stuck in a fashion rut for so long that you’ve become boring and oh so predictable. Yes you know you always wear black - but now it’s time to throw caution to the wind and take a massive fashion risk and a leap of faith into the unknown - it’s time to embrace EBONY! It’s so different and unlike anything you’ve worn before. You’ll feel totally unique and so fashion forward. You’re a new woman. Bravo! #EbonyIsTheNewBlack...
You have distinct fashion instructions this month that you just have to nail. The ‘Fashion gods’ insist that you ‘pimp your umbrella’. You were born to stand out from the crowd and be noticed, so it’s time to get ‘crafty’ and bling that brolly. The nerves will inevitably set in and things could go spectacularly wrong, especially getting covered in glitter during a downpour - which is never a good look! Unless you’re Dita Von Teese... But remember, don’t take yourself too seriously - no one ever died through terrible fashion sense. #BlingingInTheRain
A great opportunity comes your way this month with the unleashing of the new autumnal makeup shades and you can just feel that excitement start to spread and all the hairs on your body stand on end as you imagine the endless pouty ‘selfies’ you can pose for whilst sampling all the new lipstick colours available! Never will your selfie stick be so extended in all it’s life! Just remember to WD40 it regularly! Watch out social media - the lips are coming for you! #PuckerUp
A new optimism sweeps into your life as you brush away those fallen autumn leaves - well someone’s got to do it or you’ll end up like a beetle on its back when you slip on them and that’s really not a pretty sight! - inspiration strikes - messy leaves - messy hair - messy bun - big messy bun - in fact HUGE messy bun - so fabulous, you just have to try it. Heck, if your hair’s not long enough, just buy one (obviously not the currant variety!) and stick it on - remember just go big and messy! So autumn… #BunsBunsEverywhereEveryHair
Change is afoot and the time is now right to try something new - go ‘specksy’. You’re dying to portray an intellectual look and a pair of fabulous spectacles could be just the answer you’re looking for. Be classy and sophisticated like Jennifer Aniston or Anne Hathaway. Just don’t go all Dame Edna Everage unless you plan on also draping yourself in ostrich feather boas, enough bling to sink a battleship and a bouffant purple wig - only she can get away with such madness and still look fabulous darling! Go on. Make a spectacle of yourself! #MenDoMakePassesAtGirlsInGlasses
Expect a new turn in your affections for ‘double denim’. Yes you did see right - double denim - please remain calm and keep an open mind. It’s the beginning of an exciting passion and new found love affair. The ‘DD’ effect, which was frowned upon should now be freely embraced as you ‘don the denim’ with confidence and pride. One word of caution - ‘overkill’! Just don’t go too far - remember Britney and Justin?! (We’ll say no more.) #GiddyUpCowgirl
Protect your heart when the inevitable sadness and despair kicks in as the temperature drops and that summer wardrobe is but a sad, distant memory. You have two options - either embrace autumn fashion with cosy knits, fabulous boots and a dazzling selection of outerwear, or dig out the fluffy socks and onesies - bolt your booty to the settee accompanied with a lifetime supply of snacks and turn into Waynetta Slob! Decisions, decisions… #SofaLoafer
Not everything in the ‘bonkers’ world of beauty is worth pursuing and even though you’re a sucker for a new trend - do not go over to the dark side! This month’s fad claims we are wearing our perfume wrong - we should be applying it in our belly button to help radiate the scent. Really??!! Do you want your belly button that’s been collecting fluff since birth, congealed in perfume? You could end up firing belly button ‘bullets’! So not attractive. #NavelGazing
You’re in a powerful position this month, so take advantage of this by purchasing some ridiculous accessories to flaunt that powerful feeling. Perhaps a crown or tiara? These seem to be having quite a moment on the fashion runways lately; and after all, the lion is the king of the jungle, so you do deserve to be treated like a princess and be adored by your minions - ah the power and respect one deserves as royalty. In your defence - the Fashion gods have declared your powerful position - so milk it! #CrowningGlory
It’s possible you’ll get carried away by your over enthusiasm for God’s greatest gift to women - SPANX! And as the cold weather descends and you cover up more, the excitement hits fever pitch as you realise you can now Spanx yourself from head to toe. You can temporarily abandon the guilt of eating one too many chocolates, safe in the knowledge that this ’shapewear saviour’ is holding in all your wobbly bits and controlling that muffin top. Caution: Sometime over the next few weeks, you will come crashing back down to earth as you realise exercise and healthy eating will have to be re-introduced to your life - and soon!
USE SPANX RESPONSIBLY!!! #LycraPolice
This is an interesting month which could potentially turn your fashion fortunes around. The Fashion gods are encouraging you to take up knitting and become a ‘Wool Goddess’! Gone are the days where knitting is consigned to grannies - it’s now considered the ‘in-thing’ to knit - so pole vault onto that bandwagon! You’ll no longer need to buy clothes - you can just knit them! Imagine - your wardrobe crammed full of jumpers, cardigans and scarves; and perhaps your own selection of personalised onesies - all created by the one and only you. #BraggingRights.