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May 2025

Welcome to Issue 119 ~ May 2025: SSS – Space Security Service.

There’s been an awful lot of stories about space lately. From Elon Musk’s SpaceX rescuing stranded NASA Astronauts in the International Space Station (ISS), and his desire to go to Mars, with multiple UFO sightings from around the world thrown in for good measure! There’s a BIG universe out there, and, if the movies are to be believed, there are aliens everywhere!!

This prompts sooooo many questions…

  • Do aliens exist?
  • Where do they come from?
  • Do they fly through the universe in spaceships?
  • Are they friend or foe?
  • Do they live amongst us?

If we are to believe the movie franchise Men In Black, then the question whether they live amongst us is definitely answered with a resounding YES! However, that does raise a whole load more!

So, taking the mischief, madness and mayhem to a whole new other macrocosmic level, our bat$hit crazy, dragtastic duo Olivia Hell and Anita Fag are claiming to have been abducted by aliens, meaning they were NOWHERE to be found for last month’s filming duties, hence no April issue of the magazine, for the first time in ever its eminent long-running history!!

But were they really abducted by aliens? Or did they just nip off for a little R&R, where they consumed a little too much drinkypoos and dreamt up this whole bizarre fantasy?! Stranger things have happened, especially where that pair of puckish pranksters is concerned!!

Meanwhile, during this ‘month offline’, all of this got me thinking that, if alien species are all around us, then who is policing them? Do we have any guardians of the galaxy protecting us?

And if not, then maybe we should create our own force to be reckoned with, if only to protect our ditsy queens from the aliens. Or should we be protecting the aliens from the queens?!? What a dilemma!

Step forward, the illustrious SSS ~ Space Security Service.

Move over MIB…there’s a new space security squad in town. And they sparkle and shine!

Enter the Dream Factory to watch the magic unfold as the Dream Team indulge their creativity and imagination as they reach for the stars and introduce the all-new Space Security Service… Ready to launch in 5,4,3,2,1…

Featuring this month:

The Ladies With Attitude ~ our panel of straight-talking ladies are discussing: “Space Invaders”.

The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.

Pull up a pew to read fabulously decadent & divine ‘Lady P ~ like those glamour pusses in Hot Gossip, will she lose her heart to a starship trooper? Or will she be a space oddity, cruising ground control for her Major Tom?!  And just as her tongue and claws seemed to have been blunted, they’re back, and more razor-sharp than ever! It’s not just Katy Perry who can roar you know…

Brace yourselves for: The Good, The Bad & The Dragly, in Life’s A Drag. Come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and the (not so) glamorous world of Drag ~ complete with over-the-top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! What could possibly go wrong?!

Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper

‘Menopausal Hotties’ where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the cycle of “Eat, sleep, rage/rave, repeat”!

Enjoy this month’s extravaganza ~ we will be back next month with a fabulous new issue on Monday 16th June.

Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…

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Life’s A Drag – May 2025

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Life’s A Drag, so come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and (not so) glamorous world of Drag …complete with over the top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! 

Get ready for ~The Good, The Bad & The Dragly!!!

Lady P – May 2025

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Greetings and salutations my ravishing readers!

I am honoured and thrilled to be the travel correspondent for the global phenomenon that is emmaheaven.com. My name is Lady Perdita Fitzwilliam Tudor-Croft, Perdy to friends, Ditsy D to family and Dirty Dita to my unsavoury exes, but you can all call me Lady P.

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Introducing Ladies With Attitude (LWA)

The LWA is a panel of strong, straight-talking ladies with a great sense of humour. We get together once a month to discuss a ‘killer question’ on varied topics such as marriage, sex, diets, online dating and anything else we can think of. Even the controversial stuff! Nothing is taboo…

Zodiac Zingers – May 2025

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Just like horoscopes, Zodiac Zingers are a short prediction of future events based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of a person’s birth ~ and we make no judgment if you do or don’t believe. Much…!

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The Emma Heaven magazine is proud, delighted and excited to open the doors to the EH Art Gallery ~ allowing you to immerse yourself in our virtual exhibitions which showcase the creative and imaginative talents expressed by artists, artistes and photographers.