December 2021

Welcome to Issue 79 ~ December 2021: ~ Botched

Let’s begin by inviting you to enter this month’s Dream Factory spectacular photo shoot: ‘Botched’ ~ when cosmetic surgery goes horribly wrong! If you want cosmetic procedures, go ahead...just be sure to do your research and use a reputable, registered practitioner ~ above all, do it because it is what YOU want and NOT because of peer and social media pressure. Why fit in when we are born to stand out?! Remember ~ cosmetic surgery is for life, not just for Christmas.

For your entertainment we have:

The Ladies With Attitude ~ our panel of straight-talking ladies, with a great sense of humour, who are discussing “How would we feel if we were gifted cosmetic surgery vouchers for Christmas?”

The all NEW Zodiac Zingers are back~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.

The fabulously decadent & divine ‘Lady P’ is enjoying the famous Blackpool illuminations ~ but is there room in her luggage for some big knickers? And will she thaw out in time for Christmas if given enough mulled wine?

This month’s inspirational features:

Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper

Resident hypnotherapist ~ the spiritual and holistic Joolz Raven Stewart, introduces us to her very own brand of chaos holistics.

Julie Evans returns with ‘Menopausal Hotties’ ~ where she shares her insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the menopause.

‘In The Spotlight’ welcomes Clearly CBD who believe that the benefits of CBD products may help people to live a better life.

Olly Heaven and his gorgeous alter ego Olivia Hell are back to enthrall you with the last episode in the ‘Calendar Girl’ makeup series, featuring this month’s birthstone ~ Blue Zircon.

The inspirational Emily Nicole Roberts is back as usual, waxing lyrical and sharing her random thoughts, unique sense of humour and ‘turn of phrase’ on all magazine-related topics. Reading is believing!

Making finance fun and a little less scary, we welcome Danni Watts-Jones, financial expert who will be on hand to help look after the health of your wealth, allowing you to live a stress-free life of happiness.

It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to some more fabulous businesses featured in this month’s Business Showcase.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New year from Team Heaven.

Enjoy this month’s extravaganza ~ we will see you with a fabulous new issue on Monday 17th January.

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Ladies With Attitude - “How would we feel if we were gifted cosmetic surgery vouchers for Christmas?”

Introducing Ladies With Attitude (LWA)

The LWA is a panel of strong, straight-talking ladies with a great sense of humour. We get together once a month to discuss a ‘killer question’ on varied topics such as marriage, sex, diets, online dating and anything else we can think of. Even the controversial stuff! Nothing is taboo...

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Lady P - December 2021

Greetings and salutations my ravishing readers!

I am honoured and thrilled to be the travel correspondent for the global phenomenon that is emmaheaven.com. My name is Lady Perdita Fitzwilliam Tudor-Croft, Perdy to friends, Ditsy D to family and Dirty Dita to my unsavoury exes, but you can all call me Lady P.

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