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EMMA HEAVEN

Welcome to Issue 107 ~ April 2024: Batshit Crazy

I decided to do an internet search into the meaning behind the phrase ~ Batshit Crazy ~ and this is just a small selection of the colourful definitions I found:

  • Certifiably nuts!
  • Extremely irrational
  • Insane
  • Foolish
  • Uncontrollably wild
  • Strange
  • Extreme madness

Does this sound like anyone you know?

In an ever changing volatile world, life is becoming more bonkers & bizarre by the day.

Are you sick and tired of chaos and all the bullshit that comes with it?

Are we being sucked into the madness of a world that is spinning out of control?

Do we embrace the madness or do we say ‘enough is enough’ and reject it?

We invite you to enter the Dream Factory where you can immerse yourself in our artistic and ingenious photo shoot, complete with a unique ‘behind the scenes’ video.

Enjoy the madness, mischief and mayhem as #TeamHeaven indulge their creativity.

Sit back and watch the magic unfold as we’re about to go Batshit Crazy!

The Ladies With Attitude ~ our panel of straight-talking ladies are discussing: “The most batshit crazy things we’ve seen, heard and done!”

The Zodiac Zingers are here to guide your month ahead ~ failure to comply with this essential and life-changing advice may result in us calling the celestial police to arrest you for a sense of humour failure.

Pull up a pew to read fabulously decadent & divine ‘Lady P’s musings and reminiscences on her moments of madness with fun guys, not that they leave mushroom for imagination…

Brace yourselves for: The Good, The Bad & The Dragly, in Life's A Drag, Come join the party as we enter the fabulously riotous and the (not so) glamorous world of Drag ~ complete with over-the-top tears, possible diva tantrums, laughter, and downright naughty behaviour! What could possibly go wrong?!

This month’s inspirational features:

Extra-celestial Angie Barnett, with her extraordinary psychic powers. Are you a believer? #CosmicWhisper

‘Menopausal Hotties’ returns with the ‘Hotties Menopause Manual’, where we share our insights on the challenges and joys, capturing the accompanying highs, lows and undulations of the many symptoms of the menopause. Or as one of our Hotties likes to call it: something to save us from the cycle of Eat, sleep, rage/rave, repeat”!

Making finance fun and a little less daunting…we have our resident financial expert ~ Danni Watts-Jones ~ she is on hand to help you look after the health of your wealth and money matters, to give you the confidence to navigate life’s financial highs and lows.

Visit One Woman…One Vision and watch some video highlights from our spectacular live 100th Issue celebration ~ The Greatest Online Show.

SPECIAL FEATURE ALERT: The Emma Heaven magazine is very proud and excited to open its doors to the EH Art Gallery ~ immerse yourself in our virtual exhibitions, showcasing the creative and imaginative talents expressed by artists, artistes and photographers.

Our inaugural art exhibition is a collection of watercolour and ink landscape paintings by my wonderfully talented Dad ~ Tudor Vaughan.

Enjoy this month’s extravaganza ~ we will be back next month with a fabulous new issue on Wednesday 15th May.

Be part of something special…and be part of the magic…

SIGNATURE
Dream Factory

Dream Factory

Dreams
Angie Barnett

Angie Barnett

PSYCHIC
Menopausal

Menopausal

Hotties
Lady

Lady

P
Life’s

Life’s

A Drag
Ladies With Attitude

Ladies With Attitude

LWA
Zodiac

Zodiac

Zingers
EH ART

EH ART

Gallery
Danni

Danni

Watts-Jones
Video

Video

VAULT
One Woman...

One Woman...

One Vision…
Publicity

Publicity

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